I don't like spiders. They have too many legs.
I used to dream there were spiders on my wall at night and I would sort of wake up and try to kill them. Acting out my dreams is a little embarrassing, but it was a SPIDER!
One night I was drifting off to sleep while Gary was sitting on the bed with his laptop open. I "saw" a spider on his computer. It was the size of an apple and pretty hairy. Doing what I thought was appropriate at the time, half asleep, I grabbed a pillow and flung it at his computer. I had to save him from that monster. I missed it by that much. Needless to say, he wasn't very happy with me. I was awake by now and trying to explain my actions.
"Sure there was spider. Just like the dog you were looking for 25 years ago".
I can't help it. I have a vivid imagination.
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