Drawing with ink...ummmm

I've tried using an ink nib with my walnut ink, and I made a folded pen from things around the house.  But trying to write with them is another story.  Apparently, it takes some skill and talent.

This is what I think it will look like:

 But this is what it actually looks like:

I had several memes and comic strips go through my mind and felt a need to share.

I guess those who can't draw make ink...